Wankers started arriving as early as 2pm as witnessed by the usual smoothies Bouncing Castle & Camilla. They had smelt the goodies from the hares as it was yet another birthday run. I made the usual announcements. Started by thanking those few diehard NH3 wankers who attended to climb the Ngong Hills yet again despite the challenges of squatters as well as Impala Club not providing a DJ as promised. But life went on and we did enjoy ourselves in the many comfy bars around the leafy suburb. Next was the Pan Africa Hash 2015 event with more rego’s coming in since a week ago. Our brooders are still ahead of us oooohhh. NH3 please up your game! The Great Rift Valley Run in July as a Pre Amble. Next Monday’s run will be yet another birthday run courtesy of Exposure at the Ikon Gardens. I am blessed and honored to have been born as a Gemini Contender.. The Party don’t stop as Global D Teaser motivates us wankers every week. After the hares “lied” to us about the route!! Anyways one of them is liar by profession (Arafat) we went out to check it out.
Out to the gate to the leafy suburbs..more of the leafy suburbs..many dogs barking behind leafy suburb gates and even those going for a walk have a poti for them carried around by the owners. By the time we have zubd watching mambo ya leafy suburb! Alas! Here is the hold just after Muthangari Police Station. Had some melons, miwaand, marigu, beers and mae to teremsha the sweetness. Then wataalamu wa mji wa Kiambu and Subukia notice an empty broti which belongs to prominent businessman. You should have heard what they can develop if they were given. Mukabete says haki hii ingekuwa shopping mall mzima na pent house juu. Mjaka says haki ile night club ingekuwa hapa hata KQ wangejaza flights from the Lake side every weekend to the City in the sun. Mluyha says Muhana hapa viwanda za kuku na mayai si supply ingefika Mumias daily. Mkisii says Inchore mwana Mandizi za aina yote duniani ingejaa hapa. But our RA says wankers the weed that can grow here can feed all morgue attendants in the country. After a song it was ON home.
Hash Anthem, announcements again by me. (I sip my Waragi now preparing my throat for the Jinja relay with Team Waragi). Then we started down downs by RA Corpse Doer. We had many returnee’s. The birthday month of June has seen so many returnees’. Nyote Mwakaribishwa tena wapunyeto. We had some virgins. The greatest sinner for the day was Fondler for not adhering to the rule of the day which was “NO UNDERWEAR DAY” yet he run completely naked. Wet fcuk was another offender for sticking to the rule but destructing wankers on the trail with noises from under there as heard “pingili…pengele…pungulu..” Then came the naming of Wangu Maina who tried to compete with the “backside” of fireme but couldn’t earn it. She was officially hashinized as threesome for having been brought to the hash by 2 brothers.
On..On.. to next Monday’s run at IkonGardens with Exposure.
Kampala Jinja relay here we come as Nairoberries.. start safeguarding everything including goods that can be chopped. Some registered Nyeri women are in the teams!! (Evil laugh..courtesy of Global D Teaser)…